Category Archives: Loser Laowai

17 More Years

I’m happy to say that rumours of this blog’s decline have been greatly exaggerated (by me!). It’s true the number of visitors has fallen for 3 consecutive months, but there’s a direct relationship to the number of visitors and the … Continue reading

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Guide To Dating Chinese Girls

I found this very amusing and fairly accurate post about Chinese dating culture which should be of particular interest to westerners who are currently enjoying the life of Reilly here in China. Consequently, no matter how average or even well … Continue reading

Posted in Loser Laowai, Love and romance, Sex in the city, This is how we do it | 39 Comments

Watch My Lips

Another “laowai behaving badly” story today. I was enjoying a pleasant meal at David Laris’ The Purple Onion the other day. It’s popular with foreigners and it’s quite a small venue, which means it’s easy to listen in on what … Continue reading

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Lecherous Laowai At The Lounge

Miyabi – too nice for libidinous laowais My friend Miyabi was visiting from Tokyo so I was showing her around last weekend.  We were standing by the bar at Lounge 18 in mid conversation when I western guy walked by, … Continue reading

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Sherpa’s Tribute

An excellent parody by Andy Best (who’s previously commented on this very blog for the very first time last week) of the whole Sherpa’s scandal involving an American expat complaining about not getting his free burger (if you haven’t already … Continue reading

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Oh My, That’s A Long One!

Regular readers will know I have a pet hate for what I call “loser laowai”. Foreigners who back home are total losers with no friends who come here and are inexplicably adored by the locals, who think they are incredibly … Continue reading

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