Sex And Blowjobs In Plain View

The title should get me quite a few Google hits, so if you’re new to this blog, welcome and come on in, but please take your shoes off first.

A good friend of mine has just found a new apartment in Shanghai and after she’d finished telling me about the new place, I realised I had not asked her why she was moving in the first place.

“It’s complicated” she replied, which of course aroused my interest and prompted me to ask for the juicy details.

It turns out she has a Chinese room mate who is from Anhui, a neighbouring province. The room mate’s brother came to Shanghai with his girlfriend to look for work and of course had nowhere to stay. Shanghai is an expensive city compared to Anhui which is one of China’s poorest provinces, so it was agreed they could stay at my friend’s apartment “for a few days”.

I know most of you will see where this is going. We’ve all had experiences of guests overstaying their welcome, but there’s a bit more to it in this case. You see, one day my friend was getting ready to go out and happened to pass her room mate’s room. The door was wide open and inside, the room mate’s brother and his girlfriend were having sex.

Surely this was an accidental oversight on their part, forgetting to close the door, but apparently after that, it happened several times more. Sometimes they did it on the sofa (very distracting if you’re trying to enjoy a DVD), sometimes in the room with the door wide open.

Now, I know the Chinese are quite open about going to the toilet in the sense that many times I’ve seen people not even bother to close or lock the cubicle doors when they are going for number two, hell, some toilets don’t even have doors, but I always assumed sex was still something that Chinese were pretty shy about. Maybe it’s an Anhui thing. I think I need to make a trip to Anhui to investigate!

Anyway, it all worked out, my friend has found a great new place and is going to inform her room mate that she’s moving out this weekend. I really do feel bad for her. It’s just so selfish and inconsiderate of them to be having sex all hours of the day …. and not inviting everyone else to join in!

13 Responses to “Sex And Blowjobs In Plain View”

  1. Stimpy February 4, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    Ha ha! Great story.

    Anhui is where all the ayi’s come from, right? At least, I have never had a non-Anhui ayi.

    And I don’t mean ‘had’.

  2. WoAi February 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    @Stimpy – Indeed. All 3 ayis I’ve had have been from Anhui but it’s what we call in my industry a clustered sample, since each was recommended to me by the outgoing ayi.

    And you may not have “had” an ayi, but a friend of mine is 80% certain he did, based on circumstantial evidence only.

  3. Stimpy February 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm #

    What, he ‘had’ my ayi?! Disgraceful!

  4. JohnG February 4, 2010 at 3:43 pm #

    Interesting story and not what I expect at all from Anhui people – at least the ones I met there’s bad apples in every bunch.

    According to my Anhui ayi, they’d be “huai ren”.

    J.

  5. WoAi February 4, 2010 at 3:47 pm #

    @Stimpy – Oh come on, everyone’s had a go on your ayi!

    @JohnG – Yes indeed, huai ren. Or just very passionate and extremely horny “ren”.

  6. T. February 4, 2010 at 4:36 pm #

    WoAi – is this your Malbac drinknig ayi?

    When I saw your post title, I thought that you must’ve been walking on Nanjing West yesterday about 10 minutes after I was.

    What I saw:

    a 60-year+ old Chinese couple making out on the southside of nanjing west (across from the Portman), she had her hands down his pants and they were openmouthed kissing and groping like teenagers behind the school gym.

    As for your friend, I would’ve filmed it and then threatened them with putting it online if they didn’t cut it out.

  7. WoAi February 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm #

    @T – Goodness, it must be something in the water. I hope you shouted at them to “get a room”.

    The ayi was my friend’s ayi. He was drunk and naked on the sofa when she came in one day. He’s still unclear what happened. I do know another friend of mine who DEFINITELY did his ayi but he always did like older women. Ayis are people too, they have needs, lest we forget!

  8. jeffwho February 4, 2010 at 5:43 pm #

    isn’t the signal obvious enough?
    i would never left the apartment if i were the friend!

    LoL!

  9. WoAi February 5, 2010 at 9:17 am #

    @Jeff – I always thought you were so innocent! But I think you’re right, the open door must have been an open invitation, LOL!

  10. Stimpy February 5, 2010 at 4:13 pm #

    Exactly, WoAi. An ayi is for life, not just for Christmas.

  11. shopgirl February 7, 2010 at 9:47 pm #

    cozy

  12. swiss james February 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm #

    So that room’s available right?

  13. WoAi February 24, 2010 at 9:36 pm #

    Actually James it isn’t anymore. I moved in last weekend.

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