Won’t Wear A Seat Belt If It Kills Me

Collision Ready!

Collision Ready!

I’ve written about this before but nothing has changed. Taxi drivers are genetically programmed to do everything they can to avoid wearing a seat belt which would save their lives in the event of a collision. The lengths they go to are incredible and this is a prime example with the belt simply looped over than hand brake lever so it looks like he’s wearing it and is safe from harm, when in fact, he’s not. Genius.

I did actually come across this in Beijing many years ago too and took this photo. I was sure I blogged about but cannot find any trace of the post.

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Scooter Insanity

I’ve seen some funny road traffic video clips before but I think this one is a winner. Some guy on a scooter crashes in to a van at the top of the screen around 7 seconds in to the clip. He then tries to escape and crashes straight in to a passing car. Again he tries to flee the scene and hits another bike before making another attempted getaway, crashing in to a truck. This does slow him down temporarily but he eventually gets on the scooter again before driving through a barricade and straight into a big hole.

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Tight Fisted Landlord

I’ve had problems with the air conditioner in my apartment for as long as I can remember. It’s never been great, but it’s better than nothing in the stifling summer heat. We’re a long way from the peak temperatures but I wanted to test the air conditioner now so if it needs repair work done, I won’t panic.

After a quick test, I found that it was blowing air but not cold air. This has happened before and a simple top up of liquid solved the problem, so I called the landlord and asked him to attend to it as soon as possible before it gets hot.

He popped along with his battle axe wife and a repair guy at the weekend. Lots of liquid was topped up and I had to go for lunch so I left them to it. I returned about 3 hours later, tried the air con and it was still blowing warm air only. A second later there was a knock at the door and the landlord and his wife (did I mention she’s a battle axe?) came in and explained that some repair work was needed as the unit was “burnt out”. Okay so far.

The battle axe started on a long monologue about how poor they were and how we were using the air conditioner too much which was the reason it burnt out (we use it for about 2-3 months in the summer and not at all in winter). Long story short, she requested that we contribute towards the cost of repairing the unit.

I was furious and shocked by this new level of tight-fistedness. They’ve always been this way but this was really the straw that broke the proverbial back. I ordered both of them out of the apartment and told them I will be contacting a lawyer to sort this out.

The next day, I texted saying that maintenance was 100% their responsibility and I expected them to fix the unit this week or if they preferred, I would fix it myself and deduct the cost from the rent.

The next day at work, the landlord texted saying it was fixed, but pleading with me not to use it excessively and to avoid setting the temperature too low which he felt would burn out the unit quicker.

I dread having to contact these penny pinchers every time something needs attention and often I’ve just fixed stuff myself and left it at that. But I sense the relationship is now beyond repair, much like the creaking old air conditioner and I probably need to start looking for somewhere else to live.

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WoAi’s Last Ever Birthday Bash

WoAi In Da Club

WoAi In Da Club

Doesn’t time fly. I could not believe it was time, a few weeks ago, to start planning the annual birthday party. I’ve barely recovered from the last one and ALMOST decided to skip it this year. But no, I couldn’t disappoint the friends who look forward every year to this event more than Christmas.

Where's WoAi?

Where’s WoAi?

This year’s party was at The Room, an after hours club that doesn’t usually get going till 4-5am.

Concentrating on holding my stomach in!

Concentrating on holding my stomach in!

Blowing out the candles

Blowing out the candles

The guest list was scaled down in the spirit of austerity, but there were still enough guests to make the event a success and make make me feel foolish for stressing about the party the night before as I always do.

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Alexia Rautter from Sao Paulo was spinning the tunes

So there it is, done for another year. Not sure how many more of these I’ll be doing. The big five zero is now on the horizon, so perhaps it’s time to hang up my clubbing shoes! But worry not, the memories of the last few parties will forever be posted here (2011), here (2010) and here (2009).

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WoAi Hits 45

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A pre-dinner bottle of Champagne in the lounge at M1NT

After a rather exhausting 3 days of training in Singapore, I returned just in time to celebrate my 45th with a nice bottle of Dom Perignon and a juicy steak dinner at M1NT.

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Crunchy jumbo soft shell crab, nuoc cham

The food at M1NT is surprisingly good and judging by the almost completely full dining room on a wet Thursday night, I’m not the only one who thinks so.

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Rangers Valley Black Angus Tenderloin

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Complimentary bottle of Dom, thank you M1NT!

If you’re expecting lots of party pictures with sexy girls in tight dresses, well, I’m 45 and far too old for those kind of shenanigans. No, just kidding, the party is tomorrow night!

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Oh China, Why Can’t You Be More Like Singapore

Spot the rat meat!

I’m back in Singapore once again after a break of 2 years and I have to say, even more than usual, it’s great to escape from Shanghai. Two years ago, there was no bird flu worry about and pollution was far less of a problem than it has been recently. And I wasn’t worried that the mutton I was eating might actually be rat meat. So on top of all the usual reasons, it’s just a joy to be in a country where I don’t need to eat my eggs “well done” and I know there’s a good chance that if it says mutton on the menu, then it’ll be mutton on the plate.

China, you’re started to piss me off.

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Caturday Cereal

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They both enjoy a nice bowl of Kellogg’s Special K.

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The Chinese Victims Of The Boston Bombings

Lu Mingzi, one of three killed In Boston by the bombing

I haven’t mentioned the tragic events in Boston last week, but the links with China are stronger than you might think. One of the 3 killed from the bombs was a Chinese student, Lu Mingzi, from the north eastern city of Shenyang, part of the massively expanding numbers of Chinese students studying overseas in the hope of getting an edge over their domestically educated peers.

What I only discovered recently though was that the Mercedes SUV that was hijacked by the two bombing suspects belonged also to a Chinese national. Here’s what I thought was a very interesting read on what happened when he was briefly kidnapped by the two brothers.

I don’t want to die,” he thought. “I have a lot of dreams that haven’t come true yet.

I wonder if it’s because he’s from China (where car-jacking is yet to catch on) that he foolishly wound down his window when the elder of the two brothers approached his car. I’m from London and I’d never do that at 11 at night. Lesson learned I guess.

Like most people, I’ve been following the story closely as it unfolds. I still don’t understand how the police managed to fire several hundred shots in to the boat where Dzhkokhar Tsarnaev had been hiding without killing him. It’s also not clear why they shot at the boat while the 19 year old didn’t have a gun. I wonder if these and many other questions will ever be answered.

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How Not To Get Killed In A Shanghai Taxi

Another example of crazy Chinese logic. Authorities (meaning some brainless official) have demanded that advertising video screens should be removed from taxis in Shanghai after a woman was severely injured when her face smashed in to one of the screens in an accident.

You don’t need to be a genius to work out that not wearing a seat belt is a much bigger issue which removing screens won’t address. For a start, people sitting in the back of the taxi on the driver’s side will likely suffer equally if not more serious injury in the event of an accident as they are smashed in to the plastic security partition. But funnily enough, these aren’t going to be banned any time soon.

Most people still don’t get it. I still sometimes get told off by drivers for putting on seat belts. They often say “there’s not need” or more recently “it’s very dirty, you better not use it”.

I’m not a fan of the TV screens but I do feel sorry for companies that promote them who now face a big drop in their revenues.

Don’t be an idiot. Buckle up guys.

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Caturday Spring

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Winter is finally well and truly behind us. Tommy and Hui Hui love laying in the sun so they’re in particularly fine spirits this week.

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